Hello, readers!
So, I wanted to talk for a moment about how distracted mothers are on a constant basis. We women have, as the meme I liked so many times on facebook says, mentally about 2400 plus browsers open AT ONCE!!! Double that for a Mom. Sorry, I won't speak for Dads. I cannot. I a MOM. Have you read the name of my blog???
So anyway, I am a teacher as well. I am a writer, clearly (tosses unwashed hair over shoulder lamely)). I am promoting my new book that is hopefully decent. Amazon- Nora Waite. Check it out! I am also the resident maid, laundress, cook, hairstylist (but not my own. weird) and etc. Thank GOD for helpful men who have evolved from caveman brain or I would never accomplish anything. And... my house is messy and laundry is clean, not folded. You take the good, you take the bad... sing on your own time.
Still, I have several blogs going. Only this one is partially going, the other I promised I would do. Well, I challenged my co-teacher in a BRAVE manner like I am awesome and he has routinely showed my shit up. He is much more regular and interesting than me. Plan backfire! Plan SUCCESS! I cannot decide. His blog is pretty great. He had also blogged previously so neither of us were newbies. I love to challenge myself. I struggle with the finishing part. Secretly just like my children in that regard. SIGH
So anyway, I often remark to people... usually people I know. Uh. At least I hope they are people I know. Otherwise I am just like my own mom and talking to random strangers crazy enough to make eye contact (or open the door to JWs! haha). NO. NO. I am pretty sure I know the people usually. Anywho.... I always remark that mothers rarely finish a sentence.
And thus, dear reader-friends, why I blog. I can be a comedian here and turn a shitty moment into a kaleidoscope of thrills (read my post from last spring about a terrible poop experience). I can rant on and on and don't have to make sure my husband has not fallen asleep while I am talking. I can be this other, more fun and in my mind, yes if not attractive then at least clean, ME.
I heart words. and blogs. and YOU for reading.
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